So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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