I'm jealous of your bromance
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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