You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
