There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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