Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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