i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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