So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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