no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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