Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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