Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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