with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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