What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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