I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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