Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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