im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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