We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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