he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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