Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
