You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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