I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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