Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I want to fling myself into the sun
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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