I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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