Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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