bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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