id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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