I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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