My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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