He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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