I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
My ATM looks so different sober.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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