I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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