I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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