Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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