i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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