omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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