ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Everything about him screamed your future.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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