I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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