i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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