he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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