On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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