IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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