ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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