hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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