i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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