is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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