no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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