Its about making memories worth repressing
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
it glows. i had to have it.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
