Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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