You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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