1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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