he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
