I need help removing her.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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