i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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