i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
