i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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