Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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