normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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