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Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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