I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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