If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I need a beard to bite.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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