Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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